Bird Parasites

Just had a moment (Okay, several) while talking with my friend Leah on AIM

Leah: Dude, there's an OWL!

Me: Outside?!

Leah: Yeah!

Me: Picture?

Leah: Can't see him. I can only hear him.

Me: Oh, it is dark...

Leah: Yes. Yes it is. Where have you been?

Me: I've been cramming bird parasites into my brain.

Leah: Lol.

Me: That came out wrong...